| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 791 of 2327 |
IBM had a PL/I,
Its syntax worse than JOSS;
And everywhere this language went,
It was a total loss.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 792 of 2327 |
IBM: It may be slow, but it's hard to use.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 793 of 2327 |
IBM Pollyanna Principle:
Machines should work. People should think.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 794 of 2327 |
IBM's original motto:
Cogito ergo vendo; vendo ergo sum.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 795 of 2327 |
I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
-- John Denver
[I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 796 of 2327 |
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 797 of 2327 |
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
-- Groucho Marx
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 798 of 2327 |
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
-- Princess Leia Organa
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 799 of 2327 |
I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack,
above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even
feel it.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 800 of 2327 |
I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
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